Captain Rutgers claims Mr. Claus made remarks not one, not two but three times!
Santa, what do you have to say about your comments, “I stand by my words. And as long as I’m cleared of any wrong doing by Christmas Eve, All will be well. Ho, Ho, Ho. There! I said it again!”
Santa grabbed the mic, he continued, “For those of you in the Washington, DC area, catch the Stanice Anderson’s one-woman show, Walkin’ On Water When The Ground Ain’t Enuf on January 30th. That’s what everybody SHOULD be talking about and leave me and my Ho’s alone. I still got North Pole stuff to do. Mess with me and you’ll mess around and get nothin’ but soot coming down your chimney. I’d love to hear you explain that to your kids on Christmas morning!”
“Well, that’s it from here. And thank you, Santa for that plug, Stanice Anderson reporting. Now back to you in the studio.”
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Hello Chosen Ones: Just sharing my experience, strengths, and hopes, on how I've stayed clean over 24 years of holidays-- Tips and simple suggestions that have gotten me through--One day at a time, on...
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